i’ve never been grounded what does it feel like
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
somehow i ended up getting to the weird whiny white girl part of youtube
if you read it from bottom to top it’s a taylor swift album
OH MY GOSH! THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL!!
“Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgiastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter - tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther…. And one fine morning -
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”
(Source: bluemethy, via moriarty)
(Source: so-farr-gone, via darrynek)
IS MURDER ILLEGAL IF IT HAPPENS ON THE MOON
THE MOON IS UNDER GALACTIC PROTECTION, THEREFORE NO NATION OR GOVERNMENT POWER CAN CLAIM JURISDICTION OR POWER OVER IT. SO NO, THERE IS NO HUMAN LAW AGAINST MURDER ON THE MOON. BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WOULD BE UPSET
THANK YOU TUMBLR
WHY ARE WE YELLING
PEOPLE LIVE ON THE MOON?
(Source: sadmisandrist, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
I just won Cards Against Humanity forever.
I laughed until I cried
Oh my god that’s oh my god
i laughed way too hard at this
(Source: notabadday, via mister-comedy)
It's a hipster blog
My mom tells me I'm funny, and I would like to believe my blog is too. It just looks hipster. Promise